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Archive | August, 2005
Psst… He Has a “Small” Penis!
August 31, 2005
Well, what else could it be? Hmm, knowing Silhouette, it’s one of three things: 1) they were high school sweethearts, but her father didn’t approve of him because he was a bad boy, so he left town, but before he did, they had one “special night” together, and one day, he came back rich and [...]
I Think I Know Why She Wants a Husband–Fast!
August 31, 2005
Can these titles be more obvious? I mean, honestly! It’s called subtlety, people! When I first saw this cover, I thought, “Aww, that’s kind of cute, two people cuddling”, but I look down at girl’s stomach and I’m thinking, “Her shirt is bunched up in a way that makes her look pregna–” Wait a minute, [...]
Another Break from Our Regularly Scheduled Program
August 30, 2005
From McSweeneys.net: TRENT, FROM SWINGERS, PERFORMS AN EXORCISM. BY ADAM J. SILVER – – – - Baby, this is money. I’m swaying my big bear claws and dousing my magic demon potion on a brutal-looking baby who likes to party. She’s just like this green goblin, and I’ve got her tied to the bedposts. I’m [...]
What is She Holding?
August 30, 2005
I read this book a long time ago. This is the one about Clayton and Stephen‘s ancestor. I can honestly say that I don’t remember a damned thing about it. But this is a strange cover. I mean, it doesn’t look like a usual Judith McNaught cover with flowers and castles and shit. This girl [...]

August 31, 2005
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