When I first discovered this little gem, I couldn’t stop staring at it. It’s so awful, but fucking awesome at the same time. I mean, LOOK AT THIS THING. The hero has a porn mustache! That’s a mustache that John Holmes would have been proud of! And according to the title, he’s a pirate! But he doesn’t look like no pirate I’ve ever seen before. I mean, where’s his eye patch? Where’s his cutlass? And where’s the trusty parrot on his shoulder? And what the hell is up with the David Cassidy hair? No self-respecting pirate would have shaggy ass hair like that. Worst. Pirate. Ever.
And just look at the way the little nymphette is looking at him. It’s like she’s a bunny and he’s this bear with big fucking claws. Why is she looking at him with so much fear? That’s not desire, man, she’s scared of him. I think maybe she was in a ship wreck and was washed ashore, and now she has amnesia. Jesus, I love how cheesy and seventies it is. I bet somewhere in this story, he gets pissed at her and slaps her for having a smart mouth.
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August 6, 2005 at 8:55 am
Bam, you slay me.
Both of your blogs are just too funny. Hey, at least I get a good giggle during my work day. I know, how sad is it that I’m working on a Saturday? I hope you have a great day & you can add me as a buddy if ya like. Bye!
August 6, 2005 at 3:18 pm
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