Ah, Karaoke… the national past time of my people. Just put a mic and a monitor with song lyrics scrolling on it in front of one of us and we’ll automatically start singing our lungs out, no alcohol needed. True story.
Anyway, somebody should totally tell this dude that Cleo is a guy. I would hate for a tough guy like him (he looks like an off-duty cop)to fall deeper into Cleo’s spell (she totally looks like the drag queen version of that chick from Charmed), bring her home, get hot and heavy, then have a total Crying Game moment. That wouldn’t be cool. It would be hilarious, though.
My hetero friend Joel and I went to this gay bar once and as soon as we went in, this hot bitch who totally looked like Heidi Klum immediately latched herself onto him. All night, I kept elbowing him and whispering to him that Heidi was a guy (she was wearing a choker around her neck–dead giveaway, man!), but he wouldn’t believe me. Later on, they were making out in a dark booth somewhere when he felt this hard thing pressing against his thigh. When he pushed her off, he saw that Heidi had a boner protruding from her mini-dress. I had to drag him out there before he punched poor Heidi. Moron. No one ever listens to me.
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August 5, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Eegads I’m slow. I just found your alternate cover blog and it’s just as hilarious and delicious as your review blog!