What is She Holding?

I read this book a long time ago. This is the one about Clayton and Stephen’s ancestor. I can honestly say that I don’t remember a damned thing about it. But this is a strange cover. I mean, it doesn’t look like a usual Judith McNaught cover with flowers and castles and shit. This girl looks like one of those Disney heroines who is kind to animals, an expert herbalist, hangs out with the help in the kitchen, and is absolutely ignorant about sex, but on her first night with the hero, exhibits sexual skills that would shame a Thai hooker. And I don’t know why she stole the drapes from the castle windows, but maybe it was cold and the hero was punishing her and wouldn’t build a fire for her. Also, I’m not quite sure what it is she is holding to her face, but it looks like a cat. Only the cat doesn’t have a body, only fur and a tail and… OH MY GOD, that’s not a cat. It’s the fur of an animal of some kind, probably a cat. What, she’s cold, alright? Anyway, she also looks elvish. Actually, no, she looks like one of those girls who dress up as a medieval elf for the Comic Con hoping to attract dudes dressed up as Legolas.

2 Responses to “What is She Holding?”

  1. Lilith Saintcrow
    1

    Unfortunately, the guys that look like Legolas look like Legolas after twenty years with beer and bad facial hygeine. Sigh.

  2. bam
    2

    And smelling like Legolas after a three-day D&D, popcorn, pizza, and Dr. Pepper binge. :(



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