Dionne Galace

This cover is so attractive that I almost want to buy it. Notice that I said almost. This is the same author who wrote The Girl With a Pearl Earring which I tried to read once while I was standing in line at my local B & N and the first sentence almost made me [...]

Take it away, Girlfriend! No, really. Take it away. Good God: where to start? I have no words. I am bereft of the snark. I got so overwhelmed that I scanned all of this wrapround cover in order to capture its unashamedness. I’m not even sure if unashamedness is a real word, that’s how much [...]

Damn, this girl is on a roll! I ended up explaining to the nice people in the PDSA charity shop that I was not planning to read the books, just scan the covers. One looked doubtful, until I held up this. “Does this look like ‘Desire’ to you?” I asked. “No,” he said, “it looks [...]

From my buddy The Hot Piece of Ass from the UK: Check out the hair. His hair. You can tell he’s just taken off his helmet and shook out his locks in a “hey, ladeez” way. He is so up himself. I bet he’s been listening to too many stories about Camelot and reckons he’s [...]

Good God, why is Sebastian Bach holding a ball of flame in his hand? Has the peroxide gone to his brain and now he no longer recognizes that fire is bad? Just look at the way he’s mesmerized by that thing. It’s like no one has ever told him, “Fire bad. Tree pretty.” And I [...]