Hot or Not?

September 5, 2005

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Last 5 posts by bam

13 Responses to “Hot or Not?”

  1. mapletree7 Says:

    Not. Can’t stand the Steve Gutenberg hair.

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  2. Sonja Says:

    Overall, I’d have to say hot, though he has a sort of pained expression. The abs kinda make up for it though. And I’m a teensie bit jealous that his tits are bigger than mine.

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  3. Bam Says:

    ::snerk:: Steve Gutenberg hair!

    Sonja, I think he’s pained because he’s cold and the window is open and the bitch stood him up.

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  4. Douglas Hoffman Says:

    Bag the head. He looks way too much like a young Michael Ontkean. Pluses: chiseled pecs, six pack abs.

    Did you notice the disconnect between the title and his lack of obvious equipment to last all night?

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  5. Candy Says:

    Aww, c’mon, Doug! The night is cold, the window’s open… Shrinkage, man, shrinkage.

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  6. bam Says:

    Hmm… so you’re saying “Nick: Five Minutes At Most”?

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  7. Robyn Says:

    I think he looks like Angel on first-season Buffy before he got…husky.

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  8. bam Says:

    Good call, Robyn. David Boreanaz with Steve Gutenberg hair!

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  9. Candy Says:

    “Nick: Five Minutes At Most”

    Sounds about right–one minute per centimeter.

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  10. Angelique Says:

    This guy could have been hot if it weren’t for the pose. That pose is definitely not hot.

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  11. SpikeDru Says:

    Not. He looks like he’s idly wondering whether or not to have a wank out the window. See the way his left arm is almost but not quite touching whatever bits lurk beneath that smooth pj front?

    And yeah, Angel. angel is bloody stupid and his hair goes straight up.

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  12. meljean brook Says:

    I was totally thinking Angel as well — it’s the hair. But though I think Angel is hot, this cover is not.

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  13. Anonymous Says:

    It looks like he’s looking into a mirror thinking ‘Do I look fat in this?’

    It just looks ridiculous*shakes head*

    And I hate his moobs.

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