Oh, Lord, I was looking through my archives of romance novel covers (I have a couple of gigs worth, I think) when I stumbled upon this little gem and spat a mouthful of “Oriental Beauty” tea all over my keyboard. I don’t even know where to begin. I mean, I know a hairy chest is supposed to be a sign of virility in a man, but the amount of hair on this guy’s chest is ridiculous. I bet he’s got a hairy back and a hairy neck, too. I bet if he took off his shirt, he’ll look like he’s wearing a sweater. Plus he’s got this strange caveman-like face and he’s… oh, crap, I think he’s a Neanderthal! Look at this guy, he almost looks like Donkey Kong!
Tell me I’m lying! Just check out the way his forehead kind of slopes and the primate-like way that his chin kind of protrudes. This guy is an ape in a shirt.
Speaking of the shirt, why is it unbuttoned? Who thought it was a good idea to leave his shirt unbuttoned when his goddamn chest is so hairy tha it’s a veritable forest and there must be creatures living in there? Also, I hate the pose. He looks like he’s copying Fabio or something and that’s just kind of sad.
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September 8, 2005 at 6:22 am
Oh, honey. Chest fur aside, I totally thought Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing when I saw this.
September 8, 2005 at 8:11 am
I totally thought: how can I guy with a nose like that get a job as a cover model?
September 9, 2005 at 12:25 am
i think that’s why his hair is past his collarin the back. when i used to work in a salon, i never knew when to stop shaving the neck on these guys.