My buddy Spikedru will probably have something deliciously snarky to say about this, but I’m looking at it and I’ve got nothing. That is, I’ve got rapid-fire snark going through my mind right now, but I don’t know where to start. Dude looks like a vampire: he’s got the dumbass shades (what, like his future’s so bright?), the ugly black leather jacket, the unnatural paleness, and lastly, dude is skinny like a twig. Boy, does this man ever need man-titty augmentation because there’s nothing at all to look at with this dude. He looks like one of those “tortured artist” types you can meet at a goth club or an “alternative lifestyle” club where he plays bass guitar for this lame ass band and because you’re a desperate slut, you take him home and have a better-than- mediocre-but-not-great sex and just when you’re about to write him off, you wake up the next morning, and he’s already made the Starbucks run and he’s already got a caramel macchiato and cheese danish waiting for you, and you start thinking he’s all sweet and shit, but you don’t realize till later on, that you’ve got a few of bucks missing from your purse because that’s the money he used to buy you your breakfast.

The girl looks kind of “healthy”. Is she pregnant?

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