Mmm… Feet… Delish!

I don’t see a lot of feet on my romance novel covers and I gotta say, this is kind of hot. Mmmm… look at the size of them feet. They’re very manly and all tangled and stuff… and you know what they say about men with big feet… Oh, I can just imagine how these two met. He’s a strait-laced, buttoned-up stockbroker, he’s an easy-going, happy-go-lucky bartender; they have absolutely nothing in common, but the second they set eyes on each other one rainy night, they’re suddenly on a fast track to that One Special Night (which, I can assure you, won’t result in a “secret baby” thing)! Could it be true love or will our strait-laced stockbroker realize in the light of the morning that he wants nothing more than a hot, sizzling affair? I didn’t realize that Blaze is so progressive that they publish gay porn. Huh. Didn’t even know that I liked feet. Thanks, Blaze!

5 Responses to “Mmm… Feet… Delish!”

  1. ExBF
    1

    Wow, a whole blog about those books I always used to make fun of my mom for reading….takes me back ;)

  2. SpikeDru
    2

    Hang on…all those feet are the same size! Is that why it’s a thrill to remember?

  3. bam
    3

    Spikedru, they’re obviously both men. That’s why it’s hot. Homoerotic goodness! ::fans self::

  4. Sonja
    4

    For real, I was going to say that none of those feet are particularly feminine.

  5. Douglas Hoffman
    5

    I can think of so many comic riffs on this cover it ain’t funny.

    Add another pair of feet.

    Make ‘em paws.

    Muddy paws.

    Okay, that’s enough for now ;o)



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