I think the leg that this man is nuzzling belongs to a corpse. I know it’s still all tanned and shit, but maybe he just finished killing her. I don’t know why I think that, but for some reason, this guy just doesn’t look trustworthy to me. Or… maybe that’s a prosthetic leg. Maybe his date threatened to leave, so he yanked off her prosthetic leg and told her that he will throw the leg into the fireplace if she left him.

Also “Chicks in Charge”, huh? Okay, so she’s his boss. Maybe he snapped one day, barged into her office, shoved her to the floor, yanked off her prosthetic leg, and threatened to beat her over the head with it if she didn’t provide him with better medical insurance.

Okay, so it’s probably not that. Maybe he’s some competitive executive type and she’s his boss, but he’s got better ideas than she does. And he’ll save the company. Oh, and she really wants to be conquered.

So when is Blaze going to come out with a “Chicks with Dicks” line?

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