Is he Sure?

From my homeslice Spikedru (who’s rapidly becoming my, like, co-anchor and stuff):

She’s out to get him because he’s taken her right calf away, obviously, and made her wear some nasty nasty white court shoes. Courts are fugly anyway, but white? And she hasn’t even matched them to her briefcase. I reckon they are role-playing. Really, he’s a timid academic and she’s a biker bird. He’s playing it all braggadocio, with his ’smell my ‘pits’ and ‘look at my package’ pose, just so that she will stand on him in her fugly court shoes.

I had to look up how to spell braggadocio.

Man, those Brits talk funny. What the heck are ‘court shoes’?

6 Responses to “Is he Sure?”

  1. SpikeDru
    1

    Court shoes are Evil. They are too uncomfortable to be sensible and too fugly to be sexy. They come with the uniforms of air hostesses and bank clerks. I hate them.

  2. Elisa
    2

    that girl’s a hired role-play hooker…definitely. :)
    love,
    elisa

  3. Michael K
    3

    Look at short her skirt is!

  4. bam
    4

    I totally agree with you, MK. What a tramp!

  5. Jan
    5

    and i guess she brought toys…or what do you think is in this briefcase? is this probably the couple on this other cover, you know, the one with the two arms…

  6. bam
    6

    Jan, that would be awesome.



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