Someone Needs Photography Lessons!

I took a photography class in high school and my teacher always said that if you’re going to take a picture where there isn’t sufficient light, then you need a faster film. Or something. Anyway, low light + slow film=blurry pictures. But maybe the photographer is trying to be dramatic or something. Because he’s trying to show that since the affair between our two protagonists is “forbidden”, they don’t have a “clear” future together, so that’s why the photo is blurry. Or maybe I’m talking out of my ass here because I’m low on caffeine, but can’t go to Starbucks ’cause I’m stuck at the office.

Also, I’m usually very fond of cover models with no heads, but this one freaks me out for some reason. It doesn’t look like it’s intentional… it just looks like the cover models DON’T HAVE THE UPPER PART OF THEIR HEADS!

4 Responses to “Someone Needs Photography Lessons!”

  1. Elisa
    1

    probably got half headed peeps due to cost cutting…hence the crappy film as well :)
    love,
    elisa

  2. Darla
    2

    Obviously, these two were caught on a surveillance camera while he was trying to do that twisty neck-breaking thing they do in movies, & the heads are covered up until her next of kin can be notified.

    Alternatively, it’s a test to see if you have enough alcohol in your system. If the picture is in focus, you’re good to go.

  3. SpikeDru
    3

    And they’re blue with cold. She’s like those slappers who go out wearing a pelmet skirt and high white stilletos in January when there is 2 inches of snow on the ground. But no tights, oh no. It’s for ease of access, you see. The mottled marble effect it gives the thighs is, you know, attractive.

  4. Veronica
    4

    I think the problem is that Blaze covers are contractually obligated to suck.



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