I Don’t Care What You Call Me as Long as YOU FUCKING CALL ME!

I don’t usually dig cartoon covers, but there’s something about this cover that’s really eye-catching. If I saw it at a bookstore, I’d pick it up. The covers are very loud, but somehow they go together. There’s also a very retro look to the woman. I love the headband. I also dig the “oh, no you didn’t” pose. With the way she’s got her arms crossed like that, you know that if her date doesn’t call within the next two minutes, she’ll beat his head in with the phone the next time she sees him. That’s hot.

I’m not sure what’s going on with her neck, though. And it kind of freaks me out that she doesn’t have a face. I don’t like faceless heads, man.

When does this book come out, anyway? There isn’t a release date on Amazon. Grr.

Update: According to Wendy, it’s not being released till December 5th. UGH! Hmm… maybe Monica will send me an ARC.

Update: The Divine Monica graciously provided me with a PDF copy. WHOO-HOO!

7 Responses to “I Don’t Care What You Call Me as Long as YOU FUCKING CALL ME!”

  1. Michael K
    1

    I love faceless heads! I mean the face mostly kills it. So I wish everybody was faceless! I’d sleep like with a million more men!

  2. bam
    2

    You’re such a little tramp. I love you.

  3. Annie
    3

    i love that instead of a sexy faceless guy she gets a phone. yeah, i love my phone. my big hard phone… anyway, i love your site so much, i’m thrilled to have found it, so thanks.

  4. Wendy
    4

    December 5. Amazon does have the date listed, it’s just they’ve taken to hiding them! It’s typically next to the publisher information…..

  5. Lilith Saintcrow
    5

    You can get an ARC from the author, Monica Jackson, by dropping by her blog and promising to review it. :)

  6. bam
    6

    Lilith, I’ve sent a missive to Monica begging for a copy.

    I read the excerpt on her site and I lurved it.

    That Jake sure sounds like a delicious man!

  7. Lilith Saintcrow
    7

    LOL happy to help you get your fix.



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