Dionne Galace

I took a photography class in high school and my teacher always said that if you’re going to take a picture where there isn’t sufficient light, then you need a faster film. Or something. Anyway, low light + slow film=blurry pictures. But maybe the photographer is trying to be dramatic or something. Because he’s trying [...]

I’m not the smartest person in the world and I’m cool with that. To compensate for my lack of intellect, the Creator gave me a really nice rack (for a small Asian chick) and it makes my sweaters look nice. Anyway, that might explain why I don’t understand what’s going on here (my stupidity, not [...]

Grade: B- “In this place I will dwell, destroying the surface dwellers who pass through the mist. This I vow upon my life. This I vow upon my death… I exist for no other purpose. I am the Guardian of the Mist.” I procrastinated about reading this book because I was put off the by [...]

From my homeslice Spikedru (who’s rapidly becoming my, like, co-anchor and stuff): She’s out to get him because he’s taken her right calf away, obviously, and made her wear some nasty nasty white court shoes. Courts are fugly anyway, but white? And she hasn’t even matched them to her briefcase. I reckon they are role-playing. [...]

From Spikedru: Someone loved it so much they snipped the corner off it. My granny used to do that, so she knew which ones she’d read. Why “the one with lots of suggestive white spume on the cover” isn’t enough, I don’t know. According to the back, the woman goes on a yachting holiday with [...]