Dionne Galace

Seriously, who do I have to kill for a sexual encounter with this man? I mean, sure, he looks all gross now and I think he might have some mud in his hair, but he really does clean up nicely. In fact, I think I’d even take him looking like this. I mean, sure, I’d [...]

From Our Pal From The Other Side of the Pond, Spikedru: I love this one. His man-boobies have glistening nips. His abs are rippling almost as much as his hair. And his bewildered eyes and slightly parted mouth suggest he has an IQ in the low 40s. How else do you explain the strange metal [...]

Damn… I usually leave the celeb-snarking to my funnier friends, Elisa and Michael K, but this is just really fucked up. What the hell is wrong with this man? Doesn’t he realize that it is his 21 year old daughter that he is ogling? Look at that shit! He’s not even trying to be slick [...]

I don’t even know what’s going on here. Where is this guy? Is that a fake backdrop behind him? What is he leaning against? Is that a bed? Is that a stucco wall? Maybe he’s in the balcony of his “beach front” property and behind him is supposed to be a “sunset”? Whatever, it looks [...]