Comments on: Arsenic-Laced Cupcake Queen, You Mean!

By: SpikeDru

SpikeDru — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:11:00 +0000

I’ve worked out who she reminds me of: Kathleen Turner in War of the Roses. You just know she’s using a spcial ingredient in her cupcakes.

By: Bam

Bam — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:14:00 +0000

Darla, you crack me up. I especially liked #3.

By: Darla

Darla — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:03:00 +0000

Had a few different reactions to this one, so I figured I’d just post them all.

Comment option #1:
Is it just me, or is her right boob positioned/shaped oddly? Or is that her arm?

Comment option #2:
True story: years ago, my mother-in-law asked me to get her a “cupcake mix” and when I presented her with a cake mix, she looked at me like I was an idiot. So I’m thinking maybe my m-i-l was on to something, and that’s how this woman got to be the cupcake queen: special cupcake mix.

Comment option #3:
This is another one of those stories where a heroine ends up becoming a multi-millionaire by baking a few cupcakes in her kitchen at home in her spare time, right? No, don’t tell me. I’d rather imagine that she’s just discovered a secret society of cupcakes existing in the back room of a bakery, and the cupcakes made her their queen.

Comment option #4:
I just took that stupid Muffin Test on Quizilla, and it said I was a cupcake. I may be a cupcake, but she ain’t my queen.

By: Anhoni Patel

Anhoni Patel — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:50:00 +0000

If there’s rat poison in the cupcake, I think the jilted brother left him a little treat on top…

By: Aly

Aly — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:32:00 +0000

This lady in my town put rat poison in her husband’s sandwich! Lol. That was too familiar.

By: Michael K

Michael K — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 21:08:00 +0000

I so want a cupcake now!