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Cares… Who Cares?!?

So Daniel Craig is the new Bond. Whatever, Broccoli! What about Eric Bana? What about Clive Owen? Those dudes are English… okay, Clive Owen is, but they’re both smoking hot and a lot cooler than Daniel Craig who played frickin’ Jemmy in that Masterpiece Theatre showing of Moll Flanders. Does anyone even care about James Bond, any more?Eh, I got my own shit to worry about. I have a five page paper due on Sunday and haven’t started yet. What’s the problem, you ask? By tomorrow, I won’t have a computer any more because the stupid movers are coming in tomorrow to pack up my shit. I’ve got midterms today that I’m going to totally bomb because I never paid attention in class, another 2 pages due on Monday… man, school sucks. I should just quit and become a hobo. Have I mentioned that I’M NOT FINISHED MOVING?

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12 Responses to “Cares… Who Cares?!?”

  1. KarenS
    Posted: Oct 21st, 2005 at 10:25 am
    1

    Hey, I would have totally bought Eric Bana as Bond, in fact, I would have probably bought Tom Cruise as Bond… Ok maybe not.

  2. Jan
    Posted: Oct 21st, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    2

    ok first of all james bond never wears lifevests! then i was totally dissapointed…clive owen is so james bond, what is this blond dude doing there?

    and finally five pages? gimme a break…

  3. Bam
    Posted: Oct 21st, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    3

    Yes… five pages. But you know, that’s hard when you don’t have a computer and access to Wikipedia to help you make the shit you make up sound true… verisimilitude and all that.

    Have I not mentioned that I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING?

  4. Douglas Hoffman
    Posted: Oct 21st, 2005 at 4:11 pm
    4

    I’ve got midterms today that I’m going to totally bomb because I never paid attention in class, another 2 pages due on Monday…

    Hey, it’s just like a student’s dream. Only it’s not a dream!

    Sorry. You may kick my ass now.

  5. SpikeDru
    Posted: Oct 22nd, 2005 at 4:00 am
    5

    maybe we can write the papers for you via the comments. No-one will ever know…

    maybe not.

  6. Jona
    Posted: Oct 22nd, 2005 at 12:49 pm
    6

    I don’t remember him from Moll Flanders, but Daniel Craig’s alright! And I’m glad it’s not Clive Owen (I find him wooden), unfortuantely don’t recognise the third.

    Good luck with the umm… ongoing move :o )

  7. Ballpoint Wren
    Posted: Oct 22nd, 2005 at 4:56 pm
    7

    I care!

    I don’t like the new James Bond, either. I thought Hugh Jackman would’ve been the BEST James Bond, ever! But nobody ever listens to me.

  8. KelC
    Posted: Oct 22nd, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    8

    Hugh Jackman is sexy, but Daniel Craig is rugged…and I’m glad they’ve decided to break the bond mold a bit….

    besides…really a 5 page paper is only 2.5 pages once you double space it.

  9. Anonymous
    Posted: Oct 23rd, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    9

    Did anyone see him as the Warrior Monk in the movie Elizabeth? ‘Cause he was smokin’!

  10. Michael K
    Posted: Oct 24th, 2005 at 11:09 am
    10

    My vote was totally for Clive Owen. He was born to play Bond!

  11. Pat Kirby
    Posted: Oct 25th, 2005 at 9:52 am
    11

    >I thought Hugh Jackman would’ve been the BEST James Bond, ever! But nobody ever listens to me.

    I second that thought. I lurves Hugh.

  12. mr skin
    Posted: Nov 18th, 2006 at 7:39 am
    12

    Daniel Craig has some big shoes to fill and I can’t wait to see Casino Royale. A new Bond is always interesting.

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