He Looks Constipated

I don’t even know what’s going on here. Where is this guy? Is that a fake backdrop behind him? What is he leaning against? Is that a bed? Is that a stucco wall? Maybe he’s in the balcony of his “beach front” property and behind him is supposed to be a “sunset”? Whatever, it looks fake. In fact, this dude looks fake. His pose has a forced non-chalance to it. He’s trying to look cool, like he doesn’t really care, but you know he’s really thinking, “You bitches better be shooting me at my best angle” or “Awww yeah, check me out, this is definitely my good side”. Ah, the life of a cover model. After the shoot, he’ll go home, bathe in some lilac scented sea salt bath and sip chamomile tea.

Hmm.. come to think of it, that sounds pretty damned good right about now.

3 Responses to “He Looks Constipated”

  1. Anhoni Patel
    1

    He looks like he could be a New Kid on the Block? Maybe he is? What year was it published? How do those cover gigs pay?

  2. Anonymous
    2

    Am I the only one who thinks this kid is skipping school? He looks like he belongs in high school… gives me the willies. I know I’m getting old, but even when I was in my 20-somethings I didn’t fanticize about young punks who think James Dean is the ultimate.

  3. Lilith Saintcrow
    3

    It’s young Harry Connick Jr. After his modeling career goes MTU (man-titties up), he decided to try his hand at rock stardom.

    And we all know how that is turning out.



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