That’s Disgusting!

(Warning: Upcoming Rant)

Ahem… Excuse me, sir, but FUCK YOU! What the hell do you mean, at YOUR convenience? Who the hell carries that child for nine months? Who the hell throws up every morning, noon, and night on her first trimester? Who the hell gets the swollen ankles? Who the hell has to push a goddamn bowling ball through a hole the size of the head of a pin? I’ve never been pregnant before (and I don’t intend to ever become pregnant), but I KNOW for a fact that the baby comes out at NOBODY’s convenience. I’ve heard stories of women giving birth in elevators and supermarkets and is that at ANYBODY’s convenience? NO! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS TITLE MEAN, ANYWAY? Does he say when and where the baby comes out? Does he say the magic word and the little booger comes flying out? DOES HE?

(END rant)

Is it me or does the female model look like Catherine Zeta Jones?

Cover courtesy of the delightful Amber.

7 Responses to “That’s Disgusting!”

  1. Karen Scott
    1

    Tee hee, I was just thinking she bore a slight resemblance to CZJ!

  2. Darla
    2

    The only review on Amazon for this book says

    34 year old waitress Katie’s biological clock is ticking, and rather than using a sperm bank donor, she decides to ask the new guy in town to help her. He agrees, as long as they get her pregnant the old fashioned way.

    and then calls it a “unique plot.” I think somebody hasn’t read a whole lot of category romances.

  3. Joules *Dances with Haddock* Taylor
    3

    Hm. Perhaps it’s some odd pact that states she has to give birth in his bathroom?

  4. Devon
    4

    I really, really don’t understand the appeal of these pregnancy plots. Maybe pregnancy is unsexy to me b/c I have two small children. I love them dearly of course and I didn’t even find pregnancy too bad, didn’t mind the way I looked etc. But I mostly associate pregnancy with feeling tired and being annoyed w/my husband because he wasn’t being understanding enough (I was a bit whiny and emotional during my pregnancies). Not sexy at all. I was looking at someone’s blog (I’m so sorry I can’t remember whose) but they had some actual Harlequin Presents titles that totally pissed me off: “Baby of Shame” and “Pregnancy of Revenge” I’m not easily offended (at all) and that shit bothers me.

  5. Anhoni Patel
    5

    Sing it sister!

  6. Michael K
    6

    She so looks like CZJ and your rants are really hot

  7. Ammie
    7

    He’s like 14 and heavily into steroids. There aint no baby coming ever.

    She’s a slutty steroid drug dealer (who wears way too much makeup).

    Whenever he says, “We’re makin’ a baby, now, mama!” she laughs manically and slips him another 20 doses.

    Coz she’s crazy like that.



Must Reads




  • Authors and Readers

  • Ebook Publishers

  • More Links