Tim wants to know if there’s a vaccine for this because we’re planning NOT to have kids and it would suck when we’re forty years old (but still hot AND child-free) and hanging out in the Bahamas if Tim suddenly turned to me and said, “You know what? I think we should have a baby.” Fuck that! If Tim ever got afflicted with “fatherhood fever”, maybe we can get a dog that resembles a panda or something. That would be awesome. I mean, I don’t hate children or anything children are nice and all, but they poop and smell bad and bug you for money and food… you know? And I have two sisters who will provide my mother with grand-children, so really, I’m off the hook. Whoo!

Anyway, what is wrong with this man? Does he have a goiter or something? His neck looks huge swollen! And look at the fake smile on his face, like he’s thinking, “Oh, you little fucker… you just peed all over my new Armani suit… keep smiling, Jake, the camera’s still snapping.” Oddly enough, the baby looks happy, like he’s thinking, “Heh. I just totally pooped. Sucker.”

Cover courtesy of Amber!

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