Dionne Galace

Wait a minute… that’s not a Sheikh! That’s a white dude, pretending to be a sheikh… in fact, he’s this same exact guy! He doesn’t even look like a sheikh. I don’t want to sound racist or anything, but there are a lot of Arab American men living in La Jolla and none of them [...]

What do we have here? A blandly pretty heroine who kind of looks like the Noxzema Girl? Check. A couple of precocious kids who are more white bread than… white bread? Check. Noxzema Girl and her equally bland progeny drinking milk (it’s good for you) and snacking on an All-American apple pie made from apples [...]

Man… what happened to Jon Favreau? I seem to recall him being attractive once, but maybe I just had him confused with Ron Livingston all this time. They were both in Swingers, whose screenplay Favreau had written, then Favreau went off to do Office Space… wait, no, that was Livingston. Was Jon Favreau ever sexy? [...]

Look at this shit… it’s almost romantic, man! It’s all nice and clear and there’s birds chirping in the background and we’ve got young lovers looking into each other’s eyes and it’s a wonderful day to go sailing… but wait! Is our hero wearing… denim cut-offs, for fuck’s sake? Look how tight those damn things [...]

Does Nathan Fillion do it for you guys? I’ve always thought he was kind of hot in a conflicted, anti-heroish, captain-y kind of way. I hated him as Caleb, though, even if he looked kind of hot in his priest outfit (yes, I was raised Catholic. Why do you ask?). Do you think if Firefly [...]