Dionne Galace

From my homegirl, Spikedru: … if you’re easily tempted by stripper-grams who look like Bobby Ewing. Man, I’ve seen some pretty skeevy covers, but something about this really bothers me… Oh, yeah, it’s this whole “your momma is not home, so you and I can play, little girl” vibe that I’m getting from him. He’s [...]

Grade: B (Reviewer’s note: You really have to read the previous book for any of this to make sense to you. This is very much NOT a stand-alone. In fact, if you haven’t read the first book, I implore you not to read this review. It’s very much spoilerrific.) There was a line in this [...]

Girlfriend is experiencing that “not so fresh” feeling From my buddy Ann: Sigh. I can’t believe Bam is making me guest blog. I don’t read romance novels. And I swear the girl on this cover has hemorrhoidal crotch rot. Either that or she’s thinking “why did I sleep with this tool, I can’t believe he [...]

Bam’s a violent violent woman, and is holding my nipples hostage until I post for her. Dear Cowboy Man, did you know constant violent pressure makes your junk go blind? How are you going to bring another child into this world if you’re sterile? On second thought, any man that tries to entice me into [...]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy’s tits? Oh… nice cowboy hat, asshole. ETA: IS THAT A FUCKING GHOST BEHIND HIM? From my friend Ann: “I think it’s a zombie and she’s out to eat his man-testicles. She’s not after his brains, that’s for damn sure.”