Oh, hey… this can be a fun game. If by “wild” and “young”, you mean “old” and “kind of fug”. Who are they kidding? That female cover model isn’t young! She’s at least fifty, if a day, especially with that nasty soccer-mom hair. In fact, the young man giving her a piggy back looks young enough to be her kid. A “virgin bride”? Oh, please, bitch hasn’t been a virgin since the Crusades! In fact, I met Frank Sinatra once and he told me that this woman is a hundred and thirty seven years old (that one’s for you, Tim)! Okay, I’ve never met no Frank Sinatra, but this lady is old. Maybe the reason her son is carrying her is because she broke her pelvis and he’s rushing her to the hospital. In that case, he’s carrying her the wrong way, man.
Thanks to Amber for the cover!
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December 1, 2005 at 11:46 pm
Why isn’t her man slave wearing a bridle? She needs to whip his ass into shape for the big race. Also, I wouldn’t be caught dead with that hair, it’s kind of hard to figure who is the man but it’s for sure the bottom who looks like Mr.Ed.
December 2, 2005 at 10:03 am
Oh, I don’t know… I think the man slave looks kind of hot.
Not that I’m Catherine the Great and I like to fuck horses or anything.
December 2, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Virgin, my ass.