Dr. Sleazebag!

Check it out… it’s doctor-harassing-nurses time! I swear to God, medical romance novels want us to believe that all doctors and nurses do in hospitals is neglect their patients and fuck each other. It’s always the guy who’s the doctor, too, and the nurse is always a woman. Why can’t we have one where the woman is the doctor (and totally top) and the man is the nurse (and totally bottom)? That would be hot, seriously! I don’t know how any of these people get any work done when all they do all day is pull each other into empty rooms (or a coma patient’s room) and shag to their heart’s content! And check it out, the cover art guys thoughtfully included a picture of their wedding day! THANKS FOR RUINING THE ENDING, ASSHOLES. Oh, wait, are they already married when the story opens? Is this one of those books where the woman’s husband is a doctor, but he’s fucking all the nurses in the hospital where he works, and so she consoles herself by fucking her husband’s doctor best friend? Wow… how soap opera-ish!

And check this other one out. Most Eligible M.D. for what? A sexual harassment lawsuit? Look how skeezy he looks, in his “lucky” sweater and mug o’Courvoisier, with that date-rapist-on-a-mission look on his face. He looks like Willem Dafoe’s creepy brother! Like if Willem Dafoe was Ron Howard, then this dude is Clint Howard! I just can’t get over how creepy he looks, lounging by the fire, posing for the poor nurse he’s got tied up and gagged in the corner. I can’t even imagine how many sexual harassment suits this guy has against him. Whenever he’s coming around the corner, all the nurses suddenly pretend to be busy, or hide in a closet, and according to romance novels and hentai porn, those bitches would fuck anyone! Jesus, this guy creeps me out.

Thanks to the sizzlin’ Amber for these covers!

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6 Responses to “Dr. Sleazebag!”

Kate R
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2005 at 4:21 pm

dr eligible looks too drunk to be much danger.

I bet he’ll pass out and the nurse will escape the bonds of silk ties he yanked out of his drawer and didn’t knot properly. And his lucky sweater? It was lucky (and white) back when he was in med school.

He’s gained a few pounds since then–not to mention washed the lucky sweater in too many color loads. He really should retire it.

Douglas Hoffman
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2005 at 9:59 pm

It all started with House of God. I read it in med school. It had me believing I’d be getting laid every other call night (not).

The only guys I knew who were getting any (or said they were) were the general surgeons. One plastic surgeon had a nurse ‘friend’ who liked getting tied up with Kerlix. He called her away from her duties to confirm it to my face. “Yes, I love getting tied up with Kerlix!”

The general surgeons at County liked to talk about ‘ottomanizing’ the nurses in their call room. The ottoman was an aid for positioning (no, they weren’t putting their feet up on these nurses).

Who knows how much of it was true . . .

Anhoni Patel
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2005 at 10:36 pm

He’s totally OB/GYN. Ew. He’s totally nasty. Can imagine *that* guy being your Dr.?

Douglas: kinky.

Ditsy Chick
Posted: Dec 5th, 2005 at 10:57 am

He looks like Jack Black to me.. Eww, who wants Jack black looking at you with any piece of clothing off? He would have to start off the conversation with, “put this over your eyes.” But you would still hear his grating voice and have to put up with his crappy sense of humor….

Billie
Posted: Dec 8th, 2005 at 12:47 pm

Yeah, he’s probably like Jeremy Irons’ character in the film “Dead Ringers”.

“Hello…would you like to go to my *special room* to see my *specially-made* OBGYN instruments?”

EW!