14 Responses to “Arrgh! I Feel Like an Idiot!”

1. Robyn Posted: Dec 5th, 2005 at 9:14 pm

   1 Eyepatch aside, that looks like the pissiest queen anyone’s ever known. “See? I told you white lace sheers were better. And you wanted mini-blinds!”

2. meljean brook Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 2:40 am

   2 Robyn — lmao; too true! Good god, so many things wrong with this cover. He must have the mother of all mullets to have short hair like that in front, and a ponytail in the back. Keee-rist!

3. Jan Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 5:37 am

   3 oh mann! worst ever!

4. Michelle Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 5:44 am

   4 I miss Xander.

5. Douglas Hoffman Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 7:46 am

   5 Ass pirate, by the look of it.

6. Jan Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 8:44 am

   6 it s a trainwreck…can’t stop looking at this…i mean did the guy even want this picture to be taken? he looks like he had to fill in for some other pirate

7. Angelique Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 9:22 am

   7 Is he being embraced by an afghan throw or is that a really sucky ghost? Plus, what kind of pirate is he? It looks like he’s wearing Hanes shouldn’t he be wearing the pirate garb with the cutlass and parrot, yelling “Aargh! Give me your booty!” This guy looks like he should be doing my taxes.

8. Devon Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 12:50 pm

   8 For some reason I keep thinking this guy looks like Trent Reznor (from Nine Inch Nails). With an eye patch. And a bizarre Billy Ray Cyrus-esque mullet. This is like a weird sex dream I would have had in 1993. After a night of drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon (I was 18). Bad beer=bad dreams

9. SpikeDru Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 1:30 pm

   9 michelle - yeah, Xander rocked. “Party in my eye socket!” Is it a ghost? And no way is that passionate.

10. Lilith Saintcrow Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 at 1:55 pm

    10 What’s so passionate about Mullet-Man being eaten by a curtain? Honestly, I’m confused. And is that a pocket or is his man-titty nipple too much for his T-shirt? Inquiring minds want to know!

11. Nicole Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 at 6:29 am

    11 So not passionate. And his facial features are so weak. Even Trent’s got better features than this guy. Maybe I’ll call this guy the Prissy Pirate cuz that’s what he looks like to me.

12. Michael K Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 at 10:57 am

    12 IS that a tree or an elephant? Oh it’s a curtain? I’m so confused.

13. Anhoni Patel Posted: Dec 8th, 2005 at 12:55 am

    13 Eric Bana?

14. Anonymous Posted: Mar 2nd, 2006 at 1:47 am

    14 He looks weirdly like Trent Reznor, if TR were all pumped up and everything. Really.