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He’s Serving Up Trouble, Alright…

And I don’t think that’s all he’s serving, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Come on, now, this is just kind of sleazy. They’re not even trying anymore. And you know that the girl is not wearing a bra under her white shirt (and she’s all wet!), so I’m surprised that we’re not seeing a little nipple action (surprisingly enough, not even on the man). Man… this is why the haters call romance novels “chick porn”. It’s Not Chick Porn, damn it! The girl’s all, “Kiss me, you damn fool, and make it believeable” and he’s all, “Umm… okay… I’m just doing this as a favor to a buddy. I have a nice, cushy job at the gay strip joint down the street… and I don’t like girls that way!” That’s totally the vibe I’m getting from him. Look at the way he’s kind of holding himself away from her. Hey, MK, you sassy bitch, what do you think? Am I wrong or am I wrong?

** And yes, I know I’m wrong a lot.

Thanks to my buddy Amber (whom I really, really appreciate) for the cover!

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5 Responses to “He’s Serving Up Trouble, Alright…”

  1. Robyn
    Posted: Dec 8th, 2005 at 6:10 am
    1

    He’s got that Val Kilmer pouty-lip thing going, though.

  2. Anhoni Patel
    Posted: Dec 8th, 2005 at 1:33 pm
    2

    He totally does NOT want to hit that. he’s practically straining himself to get the bitch away.

  3. Ammie
    Posted: Dec 8th, 2005 at 4:56 pm
    3

    I think it’s a hot cover. And I would’ve bought it. I also think he’s come undone just a leetle. Because his pants are jeans are slidding off his hips. Which is hot.

    Do I have gaydar? Maybe not. Hot. Hot. Hot.

  4. Michelle Rowen
    Posted: Dec 9th, 2005 at 7:35 am
    4

    I would have bought it too. It’s hot. He’s hot. I’d shove a fiver down his pants anyday.

  5. Mike Todd
    Posted: Dec 9th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    5

    Just stumbled over here — this is some funny stuff. My wife is reading “This Rake of Mine” as we speak. There’s no potato-packing on the cover, but some nipplage nonetheless. I’ll be back!

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