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Getting to Know Your Gynecologist!

I think this is why when you go to a gynecologist and he is a male, there has to be a female nurse in the room. Kind of like a check and balance for a potential perv. Back in the day, if you were attractive and your male gynecologist found you attractive, he would have just gone for broke and made love to you right there… I’m just making this shit up. But I do know that when your gynecologist is male, a female nurse has to be there to “assist” or something. Oh, wait… “down under” like Australia? Ohhh… I’m so embarassed. I thought they meant… um… never mind.

Anyway, what’s wrong with this woman’s torso? Her ribcage is so wide that it looks like an umbrella for her boyishly narrow hips. Yes, yes, I know that it looks that way because she’s got an giant yellow shirt tucked into her skirt and cinched at the waist in a way that she can’t possibly breathe. Also, why does it look like she has twisted off her head and is about to lift it off of her neck? This is just a weird pose all around. I can’t even tell if the airplane mechanic, who is wearing a doctor’s lab coat for some reason, is checking out her ass or her spindly ass elbows.

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7 Responses to “Getting to Know Your Gynecologist!”

  1. Kristie (J)
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
    1

    She does look like she’s twisting her head of doesn’t she? If I was that doctor, I’d be afraid, very afraid of what pops out when she get the head off.

  2. Bam
    Posted: Jan 19th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
    2

    Totally. I think it’ll reveal a smaller, bug-eyed alien head.

    That would be awesome.

  3. SpikeDru
    Posted: Jan 20th, 2006 at 2:10 am
    3

    Take another look at the doctor-mechanic. He has three arms!

    Look, one is in his trouser pocket where he is doubtless playing with himselg. Follow his arm from the shoulder and it’s holding onto the plane. So how is he holding his briefcase?

  4. Bam
    Posted: Jan 20th, 2006 at 7:12 am
    4

    Good God… you’re right!

    That’s repulsive. And somehow hot at the same time.

  5. Robyn
    Posted: Jan 20th, 2006 at 7:32 am
    5

    I couldn’t get past the title. Good Lord, I’m 41. Shouldn’t I be mature enough not to cackle like a loon at this stuff?

    Spikedru, you’re right. But the arm that’s holding onto the plane ends at the elbow. That’s why he’s checking her out. Elbow envy.

  6. Douglas Hoffman
    Posted: Jan 20th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
    6

    I can’t understand why men go into Ob-Gyn. Can’t, can’t, can’t. I think they are ALL suspect.

    I knew a guy in med school. Real womanizer. When I saw him a few years after graduation, after he’d been in practice a while, I said to him, “Hey, Jan, has Miss Right hopped onto your examining table yet?”

    Eh, he didn’t think it was funny, either.

  7. Billie
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2006 at 2:32 pm
    7

    She’s drawn in old-fashioned “fashion illustration” proportions (my original degree) which are always a bit…weird. However, the drawing sucks too.

    I’d say he’s “Doctor Down Under Her Skirt.”

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