Is it me or do these two models look younger than usual? I swear to God, I went to school with these people… only they never aged. When I was in high school, there was a girl named Tiffany, who was the prettiest, most charming, most popular… most everything, and she was a cheerleader. She was sickeningly nice, too. Anyway, her dad was some big-shot corporate attorney and was really strict on her, so as an act of rebellion, she started dating this Mexican guy named Jose who was like… this rebel-with-absolutely-no-cause, with slicked back hair and wore the most ridiculous gold chain around his neck. He always acted like he was poor and lived a hard life, but this was in Scripps Ranch, which is a pretty affluent suburb in San Diego, and everyone knew that Jose’s parents were dirty stinkin’ rich.

I swear to God, this totally looks like a prom picture or something. Look, there’s a fake background and everything. Obviously, the night is starting to wind down because Jose has already taken off his tuxedo jacket and bowtie. And Tiffany? Drunk as a skank on wine coolers and throwing herself all over Jose.

Oh, and Tiffany was no virgin.

Thanks to my dear friend Amber for the cover!

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