I Wonder What This Book is About…

Umm… let’s see. Leopard print underwear, stiletto-heeled wrap-around fuck me pumps, a half naked man who has a woman with her legs wrapped around his hips… Damn it, I wouldn’t be able to read this book on the bus at all. These new cover artists are just getting more and more daring. Before you know it, these people will just be downright naked. I wouldn’t mind if they were, but usually, I sit next to a nice old lady on the bus and if I were carrying this, she would probably look at me as though I were a dirty, dirty whore. No wonder my mom keeps telling me to go back to church.

What’s the deal here, anyway? Maybe she’s a zombie and she’s eating his face off. That would be hilarious. Or maybe her vagina has teeth and they’re gnawing through his stomach muscles as they stand there. I wonder if he’s secretly thinking to himself, “Man, when I yank this bitch off, I bet there’ll be a suction sound.” Eww.

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4 Responses to “I Wonder What This Book is About…”

Anhoni Patel
Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 2:29 pm
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You could always just rip the cover off and make it anonymous.

katie
Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 6:59 pm

God, the actual summary is no better than anything anyone else could assume from the cover:
“Welcome to the wild, wild West — where desire and danger come to a draw. When Paris Sommer finds the secret diary of her great-great-grandmother, who ran an infamous bordello in the old West, her secret fantasies are ignited. Putting her librarian career to good use, she goes to Forked Creek, Nevada, to stay at the brothel and do some research. There Paris discovers a forbidden pleasure of her own: Mitchell Brand, a dead-sexy cowboy who knows just how to treat a woman — and make her beg for more. Brand’s hard-lovin’ ways welcome Paris into a world of passion she’s never known…until a mysterious treasure map hidden in the diary leads them to a place where peril and seduction collide.”

Bam
Posted: Jan 31st, 2006 at 7:24 pm

Cowboy. Librarian. Bordello. Yeah, that’s original. I swear to God, I saw a soft porn with that set up on Skinny Max not too long ago.

Why not two cowboys, some sheep, and the Montana wilderness?

Oh, wait, that’s already been done, too.

Douglas Hoffman
Posted: Feb 1st, 2006 at 3:27 pm

I know, I know! He has one whopping seven-inch-long outie and he knows how to use it.

What’s up, bam? Ya never come visit anymore