Dionne Galace

Everyone knows who Fabio is. He’s the ultimate cover model and little peons like John DeSalvo can just go ahead and bow down before him. They can only wish they were as great as Fabio once was… you know, like before that bird incident and the butter-shilling gig. Man, Fabio looked great back then, didn’t [...]

Grade: A- Lisa Kleypas has been writing romance novels for close to a hundred years, but for some reason, I only started reading her stuff. Actually, I know the exact reason why I never read her stuff. When I first got into historical romances, I specifically hunted the ones with dukes, marquises, earls, and viscounts; [...]

Dear Scott, I’m not going to lie to you. Your latest movie sucked. In fact, we almost fell asleep watching it (Tim, Ann, and I). It was so bad that we actually cheered when the credits rolled. Your acting was SO HORRIBLE that when you got impaled by that rusty pipe, Tim actually shot up [...]

Thanks to reader Carin for this!

I think mapletree7 is right. His sword IS cutting into his shoulder. Look at that. That sucker is cleaved right into his collar bone. That’s… disturbing. I like that the blurb says, “He would claim what was his, by sword… or seduction”. Man, I hope he’s going to be claiming a shirt because it looks [...]