Would You Like a Marchese on Your Burger?

February 9, 2006

Covers

Amber sends the best covers. What on earth is a “marchese” anyway? I’m lactose intolerant (courtesy of my Chinese heritage… thanks, Grandma!), so I’d like to make sure that it’s not a dairy product.

Well, whatever a Marchese is, it seems to have attached itself to this poor blond woman. Her boobies are covered by that ugly purple dress she’s wearing (it looks like a giant bruise), so I can’t see how big they are, but he does appear to have a more substantial boobage area than she does.

I bet those sheets they’re rolling in are made of satin.

Oh, and Amber thinks that the Marchese is sporting a “mullet”, but I don’t think so. It kind of looks like the longer hair that Superman sports in the later comics. It’s kind of hot, actually. Don’t you think he’s kind of hot? Look, people, I’m not crazy! This cover model is not bad-looking!

Huh. I just noticed the name of the author. The beloved Sara Fielding, who wrote the infamous Mathilda, and married Derek Craven, the rakehell, now writes Harlequin romance novels? Oh, my heart breaks at the thought of it.I thought she would have at least gone with Avon. Doesn’t Derek have enough money to support them?

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3 Responses to “Would You Like a Marchese on Your Burger?”

  1. mapletree7 Says:

    Marchese is the Italian spelling of Marquis (as in De Sade). And that’s a very Italian haircut.

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  2. Anhoni Patel Says:

    How can even tell that he’s hot? His moppy Italian haircut is covering up most of his face.

    Where’s the love child?

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  3. Kristie (J) Says:

    They are rather an impressive set of mammaries he’s wearing aren’t they

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