Aww… look at this. Ain’t it sweet? They’re preparing their baby’s nursery together! Too bad that the baby is going to come out retarded because Mommy is inhaling paint fumes! What the hell is wrong witchu, beeyatch? Get the hell out of there! That shit is bad for your baby! As if the paint fumes is not enough to damage the kid, look at the father! He’s got a look on his face like his IQ is barely two digits… it’s a shit-eating grin, you know? Like, “lookee here, I got these purdy little yellow-haired lady knocked up all by meself. Git ‘er done!” Yuck. Also this woman is suspiciously skinny. Where’s her little baby bump? Maybe it’s her first baby and she’s not showing yet. Or she’s a liar!

This next one is also special because I’m kind of old-fashioned and I like to think that if a man got his woman pregnant, he would do right by her and marry her right quick… Wait, what? I love that she penciled it into her date book that she’s “having the boss’s baby”. That’s nice. Would that be the same day that she goes into the HR office to bring up sexual harassment charges against him? Also, where did they have their wedding reception, the office cafeteria? Just look at that ugly linoleum. And is the groom wearing a burgundy smoking jacket, for God’s sake? He couldn’t even bother to wear a nice black suit jacked for his own wedding? That’s messed up, yo. What’s even more messed up is that look on his face that says, “I have got to stop impregnating my secretaries. This is the fifth one in the last six years.” It’s called a vasectomy, dumbass! I really love the look on the woman’s face, though. It totally says, “I’ve got you now, sucker!”

Covers courtesy of my buddy Amber.

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