Dionne Galace

Amber sends the best covers. What on earth is a “marchese” anyway? I’m lactose intolerant (courtesy of my Chinese heritage… thanks, Grandma!), so I’d like to make sure that it’s not a dairy product. Well, whatever a Marchese is, it seems to have attached itself to this poor blond woman. Her boobies are covered by [...]

My sister thinks he‘s a god (whenever he’s on TV, she practically hyperventilates), but he totally does nothing for me. Whenever I see a picture of him, he always has a stupid look on his face. I guess I just don’t like the whole “jock” look. Does Tom Brady do it for you?

Grade: B+ I’m gonna go ahead and say it. The reason I put off reading this book is the hype. About twenty people (you know who you are) told/asked me to read this bad boy and gushed about how great it was and I was afraid that when I finally got around to reading it, [...]

I just love the completely oblivious look on this woman’s face, like she’s thinking, “Did I turn off the oven before I left the house?” or “Tampons… margarine… salad dressing… milk… Ooh… Toaster Strudels!” She is so totally not interested in the cowboy holding her. I don’t blame her, either. Look at this guy. He’s [...]

Grade: B+ I’ve read about ten thousand historical romance novels in a span of a hundred years, but I’ve rarely come across a heroine as bold and impetuous as Lily Lawson. I mean, bitch is crazy. She gets drunk with men, often makes a public spectacle of herself, gambles her money, and does shit like [...]