Dionne Galace

You know, I’m happy for the secretary. Especially ’cause she got her man. That’s an amazing feat because everyone knows that the secretary never gets her man. It’s true. Universities all over the world have done countless studies on it. Okay, that’s a complete bald-faced lie, but researchers in the past have squandered good grant [...]

He‘s not conventionally good-looking, but has a disarming, devil-may-care grin that can melt your drawers right off. He’s talented, charming, funny, and his line deliveries are always on point. All you gotta do is watch him on Firefly (only on DVD, since frickin’ FOX cancelled it after 11 episodes!) and you’ll see what I’m talking [...]

You know what would be awful? If you woke up in a dark room with your wrists and ankles tied up and a gag ball in your mouth. I know some of you pervs out there would dig that shit, but that’s why you keep coming back to my site. I’m talking about the high-powered, [...]

have never understood the “baby on the doorstep” storyline. What kind of mother would leave her child, much less four of them, with an unmarried bachelor who has no experience with children and would probably manipulate his poor unsuspecting secretary into babysitting them? Wouldn’t a quadruplet birth make the news? Why would the mother give [...]

Readers of this site know I can be seriously depraved, but sometimes, I even creep myself out. For example, the first time I ever laid eyes on this freaky-ass still from the new movie, Silent Hill, I couldn’t stop looking at it. It was disgusting, gave me nightmares, and continue to make my skin crawl [...]