Dionne Galace

1. Make sure you have long, curly blond hair. It drives men crazy, especially when you flip it over your shoulder, while licking your lips lasciviously. If you’re a brunette, forget it. You’re fucked. 2. Find a man who looks like Jake Gylenhaal; If he’s the male best friend that you never noticed until he [...]

Grade: B- Sorry it took me years to post this review. I’m having issues with myself right now, mainly laziness. Also, school is killing my soul little by little each day. But enough about me. I’d like to start this review by thanking Patrick Dempsey for playing the role of Howard Payne, the hero of [...]

Janine Harris is a no-nonsense, high-powered career woman who has no time for shenanigans, gimmicks, or hullabaloos. After all, she didn’t get to where she is now by being the type to indulge in such nonsense. Besides, she has a twelve year old daughter that she is raising all by herself because her deadbeat “bad [...]

Damn, age must be doing something to these 80′s actors. I mean, first it was Patrick Dempsey, now it’s Jason Bateman, Mr. Teen Wolf Two himself. That’s just crazy talk! I must be living in some kind of bizaaro land where dudes like Jason Bateman just get hotter the closer they get to forty. His [...]

Julie Hayes is a librarian in a small town. She has plenty of friends, her own house, and is currently dating the cute town doctor, but has always felt that there is something missing in her life. For as long as she could remember, she has always felt incomplete, like the other half of her [...]