Snapped It Like a Chicken Bone

April 3, 2006

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Amber says, “Her body looks like its at some really uncomfortable angle. Maybe she wants to get away.” I think you’re right, Amber. She certainly looks like she’s trying to escape his death grip on her head as he is trying to kiss her. I bet these two met at a bar and our girl there had a little too much to drink. Stripped of her judgment and her dignity, she left with our man there, and woke up in his bedside the next morning. Much to her dismay, she realizes that she actually slept with a man who has a Lyle Lovett haircut. Eww. She’s got a fake smile on her face because she doesn’t want to let him know that something is wrong, so she’s playing it cool, telling him that she has to go to the bathroom. But Lyle there is all, “Not until I get a kiss,” and his breath smells like he went crazy at the butthole buffet down the street. See how her hand is splayed on his chest like that? She’s actually trying to push herself away from him, but Lyle has a death grip on her hair and arm. Our girl is gritting her teeth, still trying to smile, and repeats, “No, Lyle, I really have to go to the bathroom.”

Also, is it me or does she look like a young Lisa Marie Presley? Call me crazy, but I think she does.

Thanks for the cover, Amber!

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5 Responses to “Snapped It Like a Chicken Bone”

  1. SpikeDru Says:

    Her neck is broken!

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  2. Bam Says:

    Dear God, I think you’re right.

    That creepy smile on her face? Frozen there forever ’cause she’s DEAD! Dead, I tell you!

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  3. lady t Says:

    Actually,she looks like a hooker trying to check the time from the clock across the room,IMO:)

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  4. Anonymous Says:

    “The Bedroom Incident” was either the tragic snapping of his mistress’s neck…. or the tragic dye job that left her with green hair. I’ll have to read the book and report back….

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  5. einsteinella Says:

    Lyle??? No, no. He looks like a TomHanksWho’sAboutToStartCrying. “Look at me! OMG! You’re not Meg Ryan!!”

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