Comments on: Is it Time for My Close-Up? http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/ it's not chick porn Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:48:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1145 Fri, 12 May 2006 01:27:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1145 I just realized that the haircut he's sporting is worst than a military haircut. It's a MULLET! Business up front, party in the back. I bet it's in a ratty ponytail and shit. Aw, I just puked in my mouth right now. I just realized that the haircut he’s sporting is worst than a military haircut.

It’s a MULLET! Business up front, party in the back. I bet it’s in a ratty ponytail and shit.

Aw, I just puked in my mouth right now.

]]> by: Ann http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1144 Fri, 12 May 2006 00:39:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1144 Hahahaha. I just got diet coke up my nose. It hurted. My recently divorced sister wrote me that she met an Army guy on match.com who she liked bunches. I wrote back, "Aw, honey, he's married. All military guys are married." Was I right? Of course. Hahahaha. I just got diet coke up my nose. It hurted.

My recently divorced sister wrote me that she met an Army guy on match.com who she liked bunches.

I wrote back, “Aw, honey, he’s married. All military guys are married.”

Was I right?

Of course.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1143 Thu, 11 May 2006 07:05:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1143 I used to date this hot Navy pilot and one day, as we were walking in the mall, I hear this shrieking banshee voice screaming "WHOOOORE!" It was his wife. I don't have issues with military men, why do you ask? I used to date this hot Navy pilot and one day, as we were walking in the mall, I hear this shrieking banshee voice screaming “WHOOOORE!”

It was his wife.

I don’t have issues with military men, why do you ask?

]]> by: Ann http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1142 Thu, 11 May 2006 06:47:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1142 His eyes aren't dead. They are piercing. Sexy hot piercing. I like the five o'clock shadow too. See, the trick is to scroll up a bit so you don't see his weird military haircut. You might have military man issues. I'm just saying. Coz he's hot, and if you can't see that, well, I don't know how to help you. His eyes aren’t dead. They are piercing.
Sexy hot piercing. I like the five o’clock shadow too.

See, the trick is to scroll up a bit so you don’t see his weird military haircut.

You might have military man issues. I’m just saying. Coz he’s hot, and if you can’t see that, well, I don’t know how to help you.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1141 Thu, 11 May 2006 06:29:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1141 Dude, my bald-headed granny--fifteen years dead now, God rest her soul--is hotter than this dead-eyed himbo. Dude, my bald-headed granny–fifteen years dead now, God rest her soul–is hotter than this dead-eyed himbo.

]]> by: Ann http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1140 Thu, 11 May 2006 06:27:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1140 Shut up. He's hot. Shut up. He’s hot.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1139 Thu, 27 Apr 2006 20:16:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1139 Oh, Web, no. That's just man-titty. Oh, Web, no. That’s just man-titty.

]]> by: web http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1138 Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:32:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1138 Maybe that weird bulge in his shirt is where he's hiding the coke? Maybe that weird bulge in his shirt is where he’s hiding the coke?

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1137 Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:32:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1137 Good question. I have no answer to that. Good question. I have no answer to that.

]]> by: Robyn http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1136 Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:13:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/04/26/is-it-time-for-my-close-up/#comment-1136 I'm assuming this is a historical. Why does Coke Addict have a Marine buzzcut? I’m assuming this is a historical. Why does Coke Addict have a Marine buzzcut?

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