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Good God, Why?!?

As I told my homegirl, Deep-Throat, I really have no idea what to say about this. I mean… I don’t where to begin. I’ve been known to check my email naked, so I guess I can understand why our female model is naked, but umm… why isn’t the male model naked? I would have preferred seeing fake CGI ass than homeboy here in some nasty, saggy, yellowing drawers. And why are his legs as hairless as hers? Is he a swimmer? And what is he cupping in his hands there? Surely they can’t be her breasts. They’re so round and ball-like… and I don’t think they’re attached to her body. I mean, GOOD GOD, are those the little silicone things that you slip into your bra to make them look bigger? If so, where are her real breasts? I have so many questions running through my mind while looking at this cover and I don’t think I want them answered. Why would anyone, least of all the art department, think this would be an appealing cover? I mean, just looking at this cover makes me lose my will to live. How can I live in a planet where atrocities like this exist? I… excuse me, I need to pluck out my eyes and soak them in bleach.

Thanks for nothing, Deep-Throat!

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7 Responses to “Good God, Why?!?”

  1. Devon
    Posted: May 1st, 2006 at 1:41 pm
    1

    The boob placement is so bizarre, it really looks like the guy is holding a softball in front of her! It’s awful, but I’ve been staring at it for like, ten minutes. I just don’t understand how these things are allowed to heppen.

  2. Bam
    Posted: May 1st, 2006 at 2:04 pm
    2

    It’s not even a travesty against decency ’cause God knows I love me some smut… But don’t these people have a conscience? Why would they foist anything so inhumane on the unsuspecting public?

  3. Darlene Marshall
    Posted: May 9th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
    3

    What is going on with that girl’s boobs? This just looks all wrong, even for a bad do-it-yourself software cover.

  4. Leigh Ellwood
    Posted: May 10th, 2006 at 11:14 am
    4

    Actually, he is a swimmer. State champion. Excellent lungs. ;-)

  5. Bam
    Posted: May 10th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
    5

    Oh lord, Ms Elwood, you nasty.

    I think I just got the vapors.

  6. SpikeDru
    Posted: May 12th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
    6

    OMG! I’m going back into hiding…

    Also, she needs to adjust the position of her chair to stop her getting repetative strain injuries.

    And I want a floating desk.

  7. Bam
    Posted: May 12th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
    7

    spiiiiiiiikedruuuuuuuu!

    And a picture of MAAAAAAAAL!

    I want a floating desk, too. But I looked around IKEA and they didn’t have it.

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