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	<title>Comments on: American Sleazeball</title>
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	<description>Guess what I&#039;m reading?</description>
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		<title>By: Bam</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/04/american-sleazeball/#comment-1168</link>
		<dc:creator>Bam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 23:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The street I grew up on was Jones Street. My first ever pet&#039;s name was Smack.

My porn name would be Smack Jones. That shit is depressing.

The next time you&#039;re watching American Idol, look into Seacrest&#039;s eyes. There&#039;s nobody home, man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The street I grew up on was Jones Street. My first ever pet&#8217;s name was Smack.</p>
<p>My porn name would be Smack Jones. That shit is depressing.</p>
<p>The next time you&#8217;re watching American Idol, look into Seacrest&#8217;s eyes. There&#8217;s nobody home, man.</p>
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		<title>By: Lili Saintcrow</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/04/american-sleazeball/#comment-1167</link>
		<dc:creator>Lili Saintcrow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 21:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got to &quot;Seacrest&quot; and sprayed my monitor with hot tea. He does look like an evil muppet.

And I am thinking perhaps &quot;Seacrest&quot; is the name of the street he grew up on? Just a thought...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got to &#8220;Seacrest&#8221; and sprayed my monitor with hot tea. He does look like an evil muppet.</p>
<p>And I am thinking perhaps &#8220;Seacrest&#8221; is the name of the street he grew up on? Just a thought&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Bam</title>
		<link>http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/04/american-sleazeball/#comment-1166</link>
		<dc:creator>Bam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2006 00:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;I&gt;that may be a poinsettia plant there behind her monitor&lt;/I&gt;

Nice one, eagle-eye. Maybe there&#039;s a halo over the King of Hearts because this is an angel story in the vein of Debbie Macomber.

Man, I can&#039;t stand Seacrest. He looks like a creepy, evil muppet. I have to change the channel every time I see him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>that may be a poinsettia plant there behind her monitor</i></p>
<p>Nice one, eagle-eye. Maybe there&#8217;s a halo over the King of Hearts because this is an angel story in the vein of Debbie Macomber.</p>
<p>Man, I can&#8217;t stand Seacrest. He looks like a creepy, evil muppet. I have to change the channel every time I see him.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, now, that may be a poinsettia plant there behind her monitor, but I can&#039;t tell.  Though why is there a halo above King of Hearts?

And I think if a hero in a book ever looked like Ryan Seacrest I&#039;d probably throw up a little in my mouth.</description>
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<p>And I think if a hero in a book ever looked like Ryan Seacrest I&#8217;d probably throw up a little in my mouth.</p>
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