Comments on: I Wanna Be Your Monkey Man! http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/ it's not chick porn Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:47:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: Devon http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1260 Sat, 27 May 2006 01:28:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1260 I think they slapped the top half of one face onto the bottom of another. Doesn't the head look a bit weirdly elongated also? Doesn't quite fit. Then they slapped some brillo pad hair on there. Doesn't fit either. And he looks like he's pouting b/c some bitch wouldn't make him a turkey pot pie. I think they slapped the top half of one face onto the bottom of another. Doesn’t the head look a bit weirdly elongated also? Doesn’t quite fit. Then they slapped some brillo pad hair on there. Doesn’t fit either. And he looks like he’s pouting b/c some bitch wouldn’t make him a turkey pot pie.

]]> by: Leigh Ellwood http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1259 Fri, 26 May 2006 18:39:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1259 Another Baldwin brother? How many are there now? Another Baldwin brother? How many are there now?

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1258 Fri, 26 May 2006 16:06:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1258 Laura, you <I>always</I> think it's phallic. But umm... yeah, the longest one is the phallus and the two little buildings are testicles. I can see it, I guess. Doesn't make you less of a perv, though. Laura, you always think it’s phallic.

But umm… yeah, the longest one is the phallus and the two little buildings are testicles.

I can see it, I guess. Doesn’t make you less of a perv, though.

]]> by: Sandie http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1257 Fri, 26 May 2006 13:30:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1257 I think I need to get my head out of the gutter because my first thought was...is the very tall skyscraper in the background a phallic symbol? I think he needs a tatoo on his bicep too...to finish out the "trash" vampire art direction... Laura I think I need to get my head out of the gutter because my first thought was…is the very tall skyscraper in the background a phallic symbol?

I think he needs a tatoo on his bicep too…to finish out the “trash” vampire art direction…

Laura

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1256 Thu, 25 May 2006 21:19:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1256 No, danielle... just <I>no</I>. No, danielle… just no.

]]> by: Danielle http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1255 Thu, 25 May 2006 21:11:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1255 Actually, it would be interesting to see a vampire with an exotic named like "Vittorio" say something like, "GIT 'ER DONE." I'm going to hell. Actually, it would be interesting to see a vampire with an exotic named like “Vittorio” say something like, “GIT ‘ER DONE.” I’m going to hell.

]]> by: Bam http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1254 Thu, 25 May 2006 20:12:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1254 <I>"city" vampire or a "country" vampire</I> Well, I think he's a trailer trash vampire. I was getting sick of those nice-smelling, designer clothes-wearing, teeth-brushing, hair-combing vampires anyway. Where the Everyman vampire? The vampire who enjoys <a HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410966/" rel="nofollow">Blue Collar TV</A>? I'm totally joking, by the way. That would be an AWFUL idea. “city” vampire or a “country” vampire

Well, I think he’s a trailer trash vampire. I was getting sick of those nice-smelling, designer clothes-wearing, teeth-brushing, hair-combing vampires anyway.

Where the Everyman vampire? The vampire who enjoys Blue Collar TV?

I’m totally joking, by the way. That would be an AWFUL idea.

]]> by: Shuzluva http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1253 Thu, 25 May 2006 19:34:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1253 In addition to the awful hair, the weirdly shaped face and the wifebeater, it looks like the artist couldn't decide whether this guy was a "city" vampire or a "country" vampire. Unless he was standing in front of a cemetary with a view of the city? Now I'm just confused. In addition to the awful hair, the weirdly shaped face and the wifebeater, it looks like the artist couldn’t decide whether this guy was a “city” vampire or a “country” vampire. Unless he was standing in front of a cemetary with a view of the city? Now I’m just confused.

]]> by: Danielle http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1252 Thu, 25 May 2006 18:10:00 +0000 http://dionnegalace.com/wordpress/2006/05/25/i-wanna-be-your-monkey-man/#comment-1252 Nothing says, "Give up your degree graphics design now" like someone who can keep a job by masking all Photoshop blends with the blur brush. *SOB* I love the cheap font, too. Oi gavolt. Nothing says, “Give up your degree graphics design now” like someone who can keep a job by masking all Photoshop blends with the blur brush. *SOB*

I love the cheap font, too. Oi gavolt.

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