Man, this cover is frickin’ hot. I am a little aroused just looking at it… okay, you probably didn’t need to know that, but I know for a fact that some of you do. I don’t know if it’s because it was written by Hugh Laurie, the hottest grumpy blue-eyed older guy on the planet or because that gun that’s sticking out of his pants is a frickin’ canon. God, this cover is hot. I wanna make love to it. I want to have its babies. I just totally dig the noirish comic book style of the cover… as well as… have I mentioned the GIGANTOR gun that is sticking out of this guy’s pants? I can’t stop looking at it. It might as well have a blinking neon pink arrow with the words “look at me! look at me!” written on it pointing to it. Apparently, it’s a fake-spy James Bond spoof story. Hot damn, that’s hot. I read the excerpt for this book on Amazon and I sooooo wanna read it. Why is it so frickin’ expensive? I can’t afford no $21.95 for a frickin’ hard-cover! Man, just looking at Hugh Laurie’s name on the front of this book is turning me on. Ha-ha. Just kidding, you pervs. Don’t go dashing off to your respective dark corners and rub one off fantasizing about me turned on. Have I mentioned the HUMONGOUS gun sticking out of this guy’s pants? I just wanted to point it out again just in case you haven’t noticed. Man, talk about subtle.

Ah, to hell with subtlety. We need more covers like this!

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