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Pour Some Sugar on Me!

Okay, there’s definitely something wrong with me that I cannot come up with “the funny” for this cover. Maybe it’s because I’m about to get my period (hormones raging about and stuff), but I think this cover is really frickin’ hot. Sure, it’s hot in an 80’s hair band kind of way, the way that Sebastian Bach from Skid Row used to be really hot (forget Vh1, he REALLY used to be hot), but wow… this is… this is something. Can’t you just imagine him wailing into a mic, banging his head out of sync with the music, and whipping his hair all over place? So… so pretty… His muscles aren’t too big, his man-titty is substantial but not out of control, and the dragon tattoo on his torso is also really well done. His beautiful, lickable, lean torso. No, I’m not kidding. SHUT UP, I said I’m not kidding. Just look at this cover for a moment and tell me that you’re not feeling a little tingly in your girly parts. Tell me that you wouldn’t kill a fellow groupie standing in your way in your desperation to get backstage to meet him! Tell me that you don’t think this man is hot and I’ll call you a goddamn liar LIAR pants on fire! Speaking of pants, what’s with the title and the author’s name covering the good parts, huh? We can’t even see if he’s got a nice, drool-worthy bulge in them black leather pants that he’s wearing… the black leather pants that are cradling his boy goodies like a mother’s love…

Dear God, what am I saying? This isn’t the 80’s! But ohhh… he’s so pretty… so pretty… come ‘ere, my precious… myyyyyyy pressssssssssciousssssss… [slapping self] man, other ebook authors should be so lucky to get a cover like this. Yeah, this is definitely one gift I wouldn’t be able to wait to unwrap… eww, I just made a pun from the title. Somebody shoot me!

Thanks for directing me to this salty goodness, Lyn!

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10 Responses to “Pour Some Sugar on Me!”

  1. Anonymous
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 2:39 am
    1

    LOL!! Thought those poor old eyes of yours could do with a rest ;)

  2. Denise Rossetti
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 5:00 am
    2

    I’ll have you know this man is a member of my family! We know him as Mr Gorgeous. He goes with me everywhere I go - laptop, PDA, handbag, noticeboard at work, dressing table in bedroom. Not that I’m obsessed, or anything. *grin*

    Seriously, Syneca Featherstone from EC did it. That woman is a dead-set genius.

    I’m having postcards made of Mr Gorgeous and I’ll send one to anyone who subscribes to my newsletter before 17th June. Email deniserossetti @ gmail.com (without the spaces) and include your snail mail.

    As for the Gift bit - Mr Gorgeous isn’t the gift, he’s the recipient, or rather, one of them. *evil chuckle*

    BTW - is that you out there Kate/Devon? How the devil are ya?

    Thanks again
    Denise

  3. Shuzluva
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 7:11 am
    3

    Bam, Thank you! Finally a cover I want to look at…and drool on…and - wait, I’m not going there just yet.

    After the French gang-rape (which actually sounds a heck of a lot better than the cover would imply), the wind-up adonis, the mercury blood and the tattooed cowboy with the barb tail penis I truly appreciate a cover that is just HAWT. Wow. Now I’ve gotta see what this is all about.

  4. Sandie
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 8:40 am
    4

    I gotta say, this a hottie!

    No hairy monkey balls, what a treat!

    The only thing that pops into mind is that I would have put the dragon facing the other direction. It appears as if he might be about to snap off “the Gift Package”…if his head were angled up to his shoulder/neck area I think it would have been more hot. But that’s me just being picky.

    He looks like a yummy treat!
    Sandie

  5. Robyn
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 8:41 am
    5

    Yes, he’s pretty, but honest-to-god all I could think of with the unbuttoned pants and the dragon was that old line from Spinal Tap: “We’ve got armadillos in our trousers.”

  6. Jordan Summers
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 12:38 pm
    6

    Very hot. It will definitely draw a lot of attention. :D

  7. Bam
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 2:11 pm
    7

    Umm… can we call him Mr. McTightyPants?

  8. LSB Author, Darragha Foster
    Posted: Jun 2nd, 2006 at 4:48 pm
    8

    the tattooed cowboy with the barb tail penis

    ****The cowboy does not have a barb-tail penis! It’s not his tail! His penis is rather normal, save for one small paranormal trait. Oh, and no, that trait is not the ability to sire Cover Snarks. Please allow me to repeat: the cowboy does not have a tail on the cover, nor is he tattooed. It’s the curse “enveloping him.” Okay…maybe my concept didn’t fly, but the book is getting super reviews. I dare you to read it! Dare! Double-dare!

    Darragha
    who also does not have a barbed tail or multiple Spanish language tattoos. Yes…the language of the curse is Spanish.

  9. Allisa
    Posted: Nov 7th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
    9

    Actually in the book that tattoo is a bit further….south ;)

    This cover rocks and the book is even better!

  10. Rhian
    Posted: Nov 16th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
    10

    A nice quite evening playing hop the links and i come across yours….
    Forget the cover, forget the stories … YOUR write up was the funniest damn thing i’ve read in ages. Fell slap-dab outa my chair BWAHAHAAAhaaaing.

    Thanks for wrapping my day up with your wicked wit.

    And yup - the book was wunderbar, can’t wait for her next one.
    Tagging your site for Favs and plan on checking back regularly.
    muchas gracias with a snicker…

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