Comments on: I’m Ready for My Close-Up, Writer Lady!

By: Bam

Bam — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:24:00 +0000

I think all the mass went to his cranium, personally. Dude has a giant head! I’m thinkin’ it’s all skull, though. He don’t look too smart.

By: meljean brook

meljean brook — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:10:00 +0000

Holy crap, I was about to mention “shrinkage” too! I don’t think that’s this guy’s excuse though.

By: ReneeW

ReneeW — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:30:00 +0000

Wasn’t it George from ‘Seinfeld’ who said “Shrinkage, shrinkage”. Made me think of that. Thanks for the laugh.

By: Shuzluva

Shuzluva — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:13:00 +0000

This guys is so smooth and shiny that for a second he looked a little CGI to me. Maybe it was the mantitty.

And I wouldn’t take that virgin bet if someone gave me the money to bet you!

By: Barbara B.

Barbara B. — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:47:00 +0000

This guy’s on a lot of ebook covers, especially from Silk’s Vault and Venus Press and the like. For me he’s just another reason not to read their shitty books. I’ve heard he’s a nice guy but he’s strangely unattractive for a cover model. Not handsome or rugged, just kind of blank. Not a bad body, though.

By: Bam

Bam — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:50:00 +0000

We’re on a quarter system. Maybe that’ll explain it? Yeah. Finals are next week for us.

I think dude needs a bra, actually.

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:31:00 +0000

Finals? Is my university abnormally ahead of everyone, because my finals were over at the end of April…

That is some fuckin’ perky man-tit he has, or at least the right one.