Comments on: When You’re Starving, There’s No Such Thing as Dignity

By: Jackie

Jackie — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:28:00 +0000

That’s right — Hades is Zeus’s brother, not his son, damn it! And, um, what’s with the white splotch on the side of his body? Did they run out of pigment?

Give me tall, dark (well, redheaded) and handsome any day…

By: Bam

Bam — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:28:00 +0000

Hades is the PLACE people go to after they die according to Greek mythology, whereas the actual god of the underworld and brother to Zeus and Poseidon is called Pluto. Technically, Hades is also his name. It is the name of the underworld and his name. Pluto is his other name, but it's mostly associated with Roman mythology. Sorry. I'm reading this crap right now and it's all I can think about. I'm contemplating drowning myself in the toilet.

By: Katerina

Katerina — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:38:00 +0000

Well, since we’re fact-checking and all, Hades is the PLACE people go to after they die according to Greek mythology, whereas the actual god of the underworld and brother to Zeus and Poseidon is called Pluto.

By: Shuzluva

Shuzluva — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 16:18:00 +0000

Mary – I noticed the veins too! They’re horrible! Maybe he’d look better with his clothes on, after a shower with soap and shampoo. If I want something greasy and veiny, I can just stop at McDonalds!

By: Mary

Mary — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:51:00 +0000

ewww….look at his VEINS! they’re everywhere! he doesn’t even have the excuse of massive body building to excuse those bulging pieces of grossness. I think that maybe he’s not really the lord of the underworld. More like the lord of the crack whores. Looking at him makes me want to bleach my eyes.

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:16:00 +0000

BAHAHA I don’t think they got a single thing right or…not against God and nature and all that is good in the world. I’m still cracking up at the visual of driving by a park and seeing this greasy wad of man contracting his abs into oblivion and trying to look sexy.

By: Ames

Ames — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:06:00 +0000

That is one freakily thin dude! Eww. And I noticed he looks a wee bit translucent above the towel. Is that because he is so thin?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:51:00 +0000

Okay, this is a comment about the series’ title “Sons of Zeus”- Hades & Poseidon are their brothers of Zeus – all three boys are the sons of Cronus. Why oh why didn’t someone fact-check this little bit. It’s in every freaking mythology book, even the kiddy ones.

By: web

web — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:32:00 +0000

Freaky! I’m amazed he hasn’t eaten his own pecs.