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So I Married My Fiance’s Evil Twin Brother

Hmm… this looks like a promo picture for a soap opera. In fact, this looks like it came from a photo shoot of Soap Opera Digest. Just check out the way this girl is looking at her groom. It’s like she’s thinking, “You don’t kiss like Jean-Pierre. And you don’t smell like him. And you have this creepy look in your eyes that says you want to drown me in the bathtub. I should be scared, yes?” And he’s looking at her like, “Ha-ha, I finally have you, Maricela! I have tied up my brother Jean-Pierre and sold him to Koreans from whom he will inevitably escape just when you think you’ve banished your doubts about me from your mind and find yourself in love with me… at the season finale! Oh, I can finally avenge myself on your father by having sex with you in unnatural positions! Oh, I am so very devilish.” Yeah, these two just aren’t looking at each other like they’re in love. In fact, the girl is looking at him like she smelled something bad… and that something is crotch. Oh, come on, people, you were just waiting for that joke, admit it! Give me a break. What are they doing in somebody’s crotch, anyway? And whose crotch is it? I wonder if it’s Jean Pierre’s crotch. Poor Jean-Michel… living in the shadow of his brother’s crotch forever. It’s hard out there for an evil twin, I’m telling you.

Thanks for this cover, C.L.!

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6 Responses to “So I Married My Fiance’s Evil Twin Brother”

  1. LSB Author, Darragha Foster
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 8:13 am
    1

    Damn. The bridal photo covers up the cowboy’s package. What’s with that?

  2. web
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 10:10 am
    2

    “living in the shadow of his brother’s crotch forever”

    Isn’t there a pop song that goes like that?

  3. Sandie
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 10:15 am
    3

    You know, I’m disappointed they didn’t use a BIGGER belt buckle.

    Come on now, we all know the size of the belt buckle is proportional to the size of the stallion in the denim corral. Right?

    “Oh, I can finally avenge myself on your father by having sex with you in unnatural positions!”

    You crack my ass up gurl!
    Sandie

  4. Jane
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 10:42 am
    4

    OMG, how many times do I have to post in the blogosphere that it is CCCCCoreans not KKKKoreans. Okay. So I only posted about it once and it was in the comments section of a world cup post at Cranky’s site, but still!

  5. Jayne
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    5

    They both look like they have plans to do the other in for the inheritance. There must be an inheritance issue here somewhere, right?

  6. Katharina
    Posted: Jun 28th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
    6

    OH Bam, Bam, please tell me, why you don’t write books. Harlquin has never sounded more interesting then with you making their blurbs *hehe*.

    I like the belt buckle theory. Very strategically placed, unfortunately I don’t think there was much to hide ;/

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