Dionne Galace

Check out the look on the lion’s face. There he is, hanging out with his lion buddies, until he got the major munchies, so he pads on over to the nearest 7-11, takes a short cut in a dark alley, and guess what he sees? Man, the lion has a total “what the eff” expression [...]

Oooh… I do love a cover that objectifies males in this manner… as long as they don’t have dead poser eyes and mullets, I mean. When I saw this thing, that song She’s Got Skillz by All 4 One started playing in my head for some reason. I think it’s because it has the line [...]

I gotta say, kids, when I first saw this cover, I laughed for a good five minutes. I even showed my mom and she said, “Ay, anak ko, why are you reading such filth? Do you want to go to hell? Diyos ko, anak, remove that from your computer before Baby Jesus finds it!” I [...]

Grade: C Wow, speaking of whores, here’s another story featuring an honest-to-goodness whore. Call me a big ole perv, but I am just a huge fan of plotlines involving real whores and not just ho-posers who don’t have to sleep with anyone but the hero in the entire story. The heroine in this book is [...]

Grade: A- I’ve got one word for you: Boy-whores. I’ve read a lot of books featuring fake female prostitutes whose first clients turn out to be their true loves and they never have to sleep with anyone else, but the ho protagonist in this story does have sex with other people for money. And they’re [...]