Okay… so… they’re trying to sneak up on that lion, right? That’s what the spear is for and why the shirtless homeboy is on stealth mode? Then what is the Daphne Zuniga look-alike doing standing behind him? Umm… hello! Duck, stupid, or the lion will see you! By the way, I’m not going to make the obvious strap-on and anal joke ’cause that’s too easy. I guess I just don’t understand the graphic designer’s thought process while creating this cover. I mean, we can hardly see the couple–no mantitty?–and I see nothing remotely sexy about this thing. The font is ugly and distracting and I can barely read the title. I swear to God, when I first saw this cover, the first thing that jumped out at me was the word “bush”. And you know what? Homegirl up there don’t look like she goes to the salon every month to take care of the hedges, if you know what I mean and I think you do. What time period is this thing, anyway? Is it supposed to be pre-historical? Is that a saber-tooth tiger? Are they on a different planet? What’s the blue stuff? Is it ice? The color scheme is just really ugly and unpleasant to the eye. Was the designer color blind? You know, I hate to say it, but I’ve seen better on poser covers.
This thing doesn’t even deserve a 
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Thanks to Katie for sending me this eyesore!
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July 12, 2006 at 12:54 am
I’m just as happy without the mantitty, frankly.
July 12, 2006 at 6:35 am
Do you think the volcano is spewing poisonous gases and those gases have turned the air red?
Why would anyone be that close to a volcano?
Obviously, these people are to stupid to live (TSTL).
Sandie
July 12, 2006 at 9:49 am
LOVE’S Ambush…hmm…and the two people are sneaking up on the lion…I can see where this is going and I don’t think I want to stick around…
July 12, 2006 at 11:05 am
LOVE’S Ambush…hmm…and the two people are sneaking up on the lion…I can see where this is going and I don’t think I want to stick around…
Especially with that spear she’s carrying…..
July 12, 2006 at 1:57 pm
If you squint at the cover it looks like a bloody gash in the middle.
July 12, 2006 at 8:56 pm
I think he’s trying to find a rock to throw at the lion so that it will distract the girl who is waaaay inside his comfort zone. He’s hoping that a)she will be killed & eaten by the lion, or b)he will be killed & eaten by the lion thus releasing him from hell (note the red light & general fire & brimstone in the background).