Mmm… Honeybuns…

Oooh… I do love a cover that objectifies males in this manner… as long as they don’t have dead poser eyes and mullets, I mean. When I saw this thing, that song She’s Got Skillz by All 4 One started playing in my head for some reason. I think it’s because it has the line “And in the mornin’ when I’m yawnin’ she gives me a sticky bun, she’s got skillz.” Boy, this man has a perky little ass, don’t he? How delish. I’m a little confused, though. Is this a boy-on-boy anthology? God knows I love me a little BoB action, but I didn’t think Blaze got all up in it too. Just look at the way this guy is standing. He’s got one hand perched on his waist and the other bracing against that bat with his hip cocked just like so and… I think he’s about to start singing Cabaret, kids. How yummy is that? Ooh, maybe it’s a gay baseball team like in The Brokenhearts Club (awesome movie, by the way). But mmmm… this man is delicious. I bet you could bounce a quarter off of his butt. I think if I were a guy in that locker room, I wouldn’t be able to resist to chase him around, snapping at his muscled ass with a towel. To assert my hetero-maleness, I mean.

Thanks for this ray of sunshine, Christine!

8 Responses to “Mmm… Honeybuns…”

  1. Laura
    1

    While that is a pert little beehind, I’m distracted by the glove. It looks like it’s actually part of the pants, instead of being tucked in the pocket. Perhaps he’s really a male stripper and that’s his costume?

  2. LSB Author, Darragha Foster
    2

    I am guilty of taking photos of the bums of baseball players while in Japan. The visiting team was staying at the same hotel as my group and oy vey! Such bums! In cute little uniforms. Drool-city.

    Nice cover. :)

  3. NicoletteRivers
    3

    Girlfriend of Baseball Player Number 1: Wow, did you see Chuck?

    BBP#1: Nah, why?

    GOBBP#1: Because he looked smokin’ - I swear you could bounce a quarter off his azz!

    BBP#1: Whaddaya? Ya wanna make me sick? Straight guys don’t notice other guys. Not that I have a problem with it, but that aint me.

    GOBBP#1: I was just saying — how could you *not* notice…

    BBP#1: Enough!

    GOPP#1: Okay! Jeeze! You have eyes in your head, right?

    BBP#1: Look…I told you… :::Chuck walks by:: DAYUM!

  4. Barbara B.
    4

    The butts are, in my learned opinion, the only redeeming feature of baseball.

  5. fiveandfour
    5

    barbara b, your comment reminded me of how my husband teased me for quite awhile about a player we saw when he played in our local farm team who was eventually called up to the majors. The husband liked to give me updates on his career, and finally realized the player’s name drew a blank, but if he mentioned his butt I knew just who he was talking about.

  6. L.E. Bryce
    6

    Mr. Perky has the White Hand of Saruman on his ass. Coolness!

  7. bettie
    7

    My thoughts, as they happened:
    1) Is that a handprint on his ass?
    2) Oh. It’s a glove. For, like, batting, right?
    3) Mmm…baseball players do have nice asses…
    4) …and shriveled testicles. Steroids. Ewww!
    5) And chaw. Double Eww!
    6) Boys of Summer = Steroids & Chaw.
    7) Gross.

  8. Evangeline Anderson
    8

    Ha–now that’s what I call a tight end. But wait, that’s football, isn’t it?
    I live in Tampa and have had the opportunity to see several Major Legue BB players up close. In fact, I scanned Mike Musina (sp?) a couple of years ago. (his brain, I mean, for headaches) He was really nice but what I remember the most was he smelled great. Mmmm. My hubby teases me about that whenever the Yankees are in town for spring training. He asks if Mike has called ma lately. Sadly, no.
    : ) Evangeline



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