Guess What The Lion is Thinking

Check out the look on the lion’s face. There he is, hanging out with his lion buddies, until he got the major munchies, so he pads on over to the nearest 7-11, takes a short cut in a dark alley, and guess what he sees? Man, the lion has a total “what the eff” expression on his face like he just found out that everything he’s been brought up to believe is all a lie. I just love the look of complete and total disbelief on his face, like he’s thinking, “Oh, man, those crackwhores really would do anything for crack money.” Even felate weird-looking lion-dudes in dark alleys. Or maybe he’s just thinking, “That’s not how you eat a tube steak!”

Oh, and this guy may have a nice butt, but (heh) I bet Vincent could totally kick his ass with one hand tied to his leg. What the hell is up with this guy’s hair, anyway? Did someone steal his diffuser or something? Homeboy looks more like Doc Emmett Brown than that weird lion-thing on the Like a Virgin video. By the way, I can’t tell if that hand on the dude’s butt is a girl’s hand or a boy’s hand. It looks kind of mannish, but it’s delicate-looking, too.

Which reminds me… correct me if I’m wrong, but Lora Leigh is the author that writes about those man-animal breeds with barbed penises, right? Eww. Can you imagine what that shit would feel like in your throat? Hell, I go crazy whenever I think I’ve got hair in my throat and that’s just hair.

Thanks to Sandie for pointing this cover out to me!

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9 Responses to “Guess What The Lion is Thinking”

Kate R
Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 at 4:54 pm

voyeur lion. Animals that like to watch could be a whole new trend in erotica.

Does the light on the mystery arm turn turn the word “lora” into “lord” on the original cover or is it just on the internet?

LSB Author, Darragha Foster
Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 at 5:50 pm

Yeah, but it’s by Lora Leigh, so whatever it is, it’s gold. Pure gold.

Evangeline Anderson
Posted: Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:07 am

Voyer animals, huh? Does my cat watching me take a shower count? He also gets that ‘what the eff’ expression on his face but I think he just can’t belive that I would willingly submit to getting all wet. He’s not much for baths.
Evangeline

Nicolette
Posted: Aug 1st, 2006 at 6:28 am

It does look like Lord Lee. The cat looks anything but tempted. He thinks about back when he was in Seigfried and Roy, and cries that this is the only job he can get.

Shuzluva
Posted: Aug 1st, 2006 at 7:15 am

Wow…I actually think the CGI cover was more appealing. The angle of the dude’s chin suggests he’s just to good to bother looking down at whatever she’s doing. I think the lion may be more interested in it…or confused by it from the WTF look on his face.
Oh, and yes, Lora Leigh is the barbed penis girl. That was much, much more than I could handle.