Monthly Archive: August 2006

An Ode to Male Cover Models

An Ode to Male Cover Models

Oh! Vapid pretty boy with bland good looks Are you doing this so you can pay rent Modeling for covers of romance books Maybe you should really fire your agent Perhaps you wanted to...

Stop Looking at Me, You Creepy Freak!

Stop Looking at Me, You Creepy Freak!

Oh, man, this cover is messed up. Look at that damn baby and tell me it doesn’t look like one of those creatures from Galaxy Quest that are all cute at first, but turn...

What Every Boy Wants…

What Every Boy Wants…

He hoped, he prayed, he begged his parents, and then one day, FINALLY, it came! The Real Doll he had asked for for his 35th birthday! Oh, happy days! Only something must have gone...

Retire with Dignity, Dude!

Retire with Dignity, Dude!

Here’s a guy who’s definitely no longer a spring chicken. How many covers has this guy posed for? I swear, he’s like the go-to guy for Silhouette Desire covers. Does anybody know this guy’s...

Somebody needs a Bra and it’s Not Her!

Somebody needs a Bra and it’s Not Her!

Hmm… this is a sweet little cover. Could have been the cover for an inspirational chick lit book. You know, about the good girl daughter of a preacher who finally gets the man of...